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"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Wall Street Couch

Invisible clothes

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'They're playing house.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."