Online Bidding Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Internet Name Tags.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Ebaying at the moon.

Internet Addict Anonymous

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"