Online Bidding Enthusiast Pillows

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Internet Name Tags.

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."