Internet Auction Addict Pillows

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Invisible clothes

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Island and man

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."