Internet Auctions Pillows

Ebay coffee - buy nowmake an offer.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'That's a decent offer but if I wanted to sell my soul, I would put it up for bids.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

Paddlithic Period

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Going, going, gone! Sold to the man at the back being beaten with an umbrella!"

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."