Internet Auctions Pillows

"He's just realised that the stuff he bought on Ebay was the stuff he SOLD on Ebay!"

'That's amazing! I just sold you on e-bay!'

Ebay coffee - buy nowmake an offer.

The hostile takeover was humiliating enough, but it happened over eBay!

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Enough EBAY already!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'That's a decent offer but if I wanted to sell my soul, I would put it up for bids.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"Going, going, gone! Sold to the man at the back being beaten with an umbrella!"

Ebaying at the moon.

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."