E-commerce Fans Pillows

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

Gerald Ratner's return

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Internet Shoplifting

Music to their ears.