Online Marketplace Fans Pillows

Trading Spaces

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Will broker deals for food'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"Remember stores?"

Privacy Forum

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'You shop we drop.'

Internet, Interflora

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Selling Online.

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Frankenstien getting body parts from eGhoul.com

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"