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Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Jumping Wall Street.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Taming the beast of the free market...

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

High end of the market...

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."