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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

High end of the market...

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."