Marketplace Enthusiast T-Shirts

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Wall Street Couch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Jumping Wall Street.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Larry's Literary Market

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."