Market Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'If this stock market was a horse, they'd put it out of its misery.'

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Customer Convention

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Larry's Literary Market

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

TTIP

Taming the beast of the free market...

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'