Market Lovers T-Shirts

look dear... I bought two farmers

WARNING: Shoplifters will be decapitated and boiled in oil.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Wall Street Couch

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Masochism for stockholders.

High end of the market...

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'