Quirky Market Lover T-Shirts

"By crikey Sarge, this is no time to haggle."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Pastry Hat

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

Snapshots in Time

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Larry's Literary Market

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

The latest in Eyewear.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'