Quirky Shop Lovers T-Shirts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Fly fishing.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

High speed cinder block

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Snapshots in Time

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.