Quirky Store Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Pencil eraser."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Hats

Interrupted Shower.

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Still in fashion

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

The Man in the Iron Basque!

". . .and the money we save on glassware, we pass on to you."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Looking on the bright side, it is always nice to have a spare."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Pop-up shop...

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"I'll just use this to remove some excess drool."

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."