Quirky Store Aficionado Pillows

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Pencil eraser."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Hats

Interrupted Shower.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Still in fashion

"Looking on the bright side, it is always nice to have a spare."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

". . .and the money we save on glassware, we pass on to you."

"I'll just use this to remove some excess drool."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Pop-up shop...

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'