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"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Jumble Sale

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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