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Ye Olde Swimming Hole

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Customer Convention

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

Pop-up shop...

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

The Corner Shop.

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

Do you do Paywave