Quirky Shop Enthusiasts Gifts

Ye Olde Swimming Hole

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Customer Convention

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Pop-up shop...

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

The Corner Shop.

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

"It's Christmas time, which means Tia Carmen probably is going to give me what she gets me every year...how can I let her know in a sensitive, mature way that I don't need any more?"

'Home?'