Quirky Shop Admirers Gifts

An Aunt-and-Uncle Store...Similar to a mom-and-pop...but we keep our distance.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"Got outta jury duty!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Pop-up shop...

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

'Home?'

Do you do Paywave

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

Titan Arum

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!