Quirky Shop Admirer Gifts

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

Lactose Intolerant

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Giant Sale!

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'