Quirky Shop Seeker Gifts

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

wattle covers

Ball as water-melon.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Pass that."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"What seems to be the problem?"