Quirky Shop Lover Gifts

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Pop-up shop...

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Hats and Food

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Pastry Hat

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Fly fishing.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

High speed cinder block

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Will you be wanting this?'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Unusual Offers