Quirky Shoppers Gifts

The Boomerang Store. Ask about our return policy.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Returns: Curling Iron.

Do you do Paywave

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Snapshots in Time

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'