Quirky Shoppers Gifts

The Boomerang Store. Ask about our return policy.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Do you do Paywave

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Pastry Hat

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Snapshots in Time

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

The latest in Eyewear.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Seven deadly sins store