Quirky Consumer Gifts

Seven deadly sins store

AMAZON presents FOOD HOLE Market

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'

But is it organic?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"That's our new church mascot."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Focus Group Failures

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."