Quirky Art Consumer Gifts

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Romantic Giraffes

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

bird interprets modern art

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Large, wrinkly

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"She's a miniature."

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Pray for me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Egyptian Football

Man finishing painting through flap in door.