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'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

bird interprets modern art

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Large, wrinkly

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

"She's a miniature."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Egyptian Football