Quirky Artwork Collector T-Shirts

All right Parker! But you'll have to confirm your resignation in writing too.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Raincloud Umbrella

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Apple Pie Abduction

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."