Quirky Artwork Collector Pillows

All right Parker! But you'll have to confirm your resignation in writing too.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Best before 65 million BC.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Apple Pie Abduction

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.