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'What clan do you belong to?'

'I don't think he had a unique view of the world. I think he lost a contact.'

'Not another alcohol related death.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Edward Elgar.

Alternative acupuncture.

Damien Hirst Detail

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'The Grim reaper upgrades'

"Don't worry, you have something in your eye."

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Noah's Ark

Taxidermist: 'Can I phone you back? I'm up to my elbows right now.'

Battery Chicken.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

Cannibal scraping human remains into a dustbin.

Quasimodo flushes the bells

Antonio Banderas

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

Parachuting Cow

"There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Please save all your questions until the end of the presentation."

If you think that's weird, you should see what's outside the window.

Cats that look like Stalin.

clown trophies

"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."

Octoporn

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."

World Anti-Doping Agency. They came back. They always do. Dopes unite! Dopes have feelings, too. Give dopes a chance.

Al, what made you take up painting? I thought I'd get to paint nudes. Nobody told me they it would be nude wolverines.

I'm impressed, Sadie. I like your artwork. A dozen lines of squiggle and loops, signifying man's inhumanity toward technology. That's a letter! Written in cursive! By hand! It really should have a shorter title.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'