Quirky Art Collector Pillows

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

Blind surgeon

The End is Near.

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

Giraffe Fighting

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."

A chicken funeral

Weird Does

Sheep Escalator

Alabama Traffic Jam

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Potato Surgeon: 'Peeler' - A Potato Surgeon is asking his Nurse for a Potato peeler to start off his operation.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'It's wash day.'

"It could be worse."

'I paint what I see, guv.'

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

Unrealistic Beauty Standards

An alien with 16 eyes sit innocently at a bar and the scary alien next to him says - 'Hey buddy, are you lookin' at me?!'

Clone Factory

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"

Medic target.

"It's the price of fame."

The Salvador Deli.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!