Quirky Pet Art Collector Pillows

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Elton John

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clone Factory

Artists Cats

Alabama Traffic Jam

Decaying corpse

"I'm a stable genius!"

Hammer and Anvil.

Split the last one?

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Catman

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Casting in the swamp.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's slobberin' time!'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

'Look a huge bird!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."