Quirky Pet Art Collector Mugs

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clone Factory

Artists Cats

Alabama Traffic Jam

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Catman

Decaying corpse

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I'm a stable genius!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Casting in the swamp.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Hammer and Anvil.

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Where Scottish milk comes from.