Quirky Art Collector Mugs

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Canine Police Line Up.

Blind surgeon

The End is Near.

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

Giraffe Fighting

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

Unrealistic Beauty Standards

An alien with 16 eyes sit innocently at a bar and the scary alien next to him says - 'Hey buddy, are you lookin' at me?!'

'I like a tree with lots of needles.'

Clone Factory

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"

Potato Surgeon: 'Peeler' - A Potato Surgeon is asking his Nurse for a Potato peeler to start off his operation.

"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

'I paint what I see, guv.'

"It's the price of fame."

Pavement Artists/Piss Artist

A chicken funeral

Raining cats and dogs.

Sheep Escalator

Medic target.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.