Quirky Painting Collector Pillows

It's from his Swiss period

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."