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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Raincloud Umbrella

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Best before 65 million BC.