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Rhino Art

Down on My Luck

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

Only pessimists will see this cartoon as half finished.

"Grandma's homemade ice cream" polluting factory

Painting by roman numerals

Pavement Art.

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

Painted Bench.

'Okay, I made a miscalculation.'

Walking sticks.

Bunny Boiler

Chuck is a master of Bad Photo Realism.

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

'A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.'

Sty Guru

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"The museum has paid 798,957 -Euro for this masterpiece. It's called 'doodle from a guy who can't draw'."

Face Lift

"This one is called 'Window of a Car I Flew Over'."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"Oh, I used to collect Picasso, Rembrandt and the usual masters. . . then I discovered a new unknown artist!"

"Unsee the giant tongue

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

"That's our Mr. Ebersole."

A whale falls in love with a submarine

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Vulture Painting

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'