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The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"

Shakuhachi!

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Double Saxophone

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."