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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The Artist

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Large, wrinkly

"She's a miniature."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Egyptian Football

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

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Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fly Artist

Easter Candy Island.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Edward Elgar.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.