Curious Consumer Gifts

But is it organic?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

They get into debt so fast these days...

Idle parts

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Sex Section in the Library

The Climate Change Debate Explained

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Beer? Wassat then?'