Curious Shopper Gifts

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Wildlife

But is it organic?

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Jungle Stores.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

Idle parts

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Please enter your pin now.'

Sex Section in the Library

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Does it come with magnets?"

The Farmer Sutra.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

The Curious George pop-down book

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'