Mystery Shopper Gifts

This is Mr Smith. He's head of Mystery Shopping.

Undercover Santa

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Jumble Sale

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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