Mystery Shopper T-Shirts

This is Mr Smith. He's head of Mystery Shopping.

Undercover Santa

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Low Hanging Fruit

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Alphabet soup

Jumble Sale

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

Budget cure

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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