Spooky Shopper T-Shirts

At the monster supermarket.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

Budget cure

White Sale

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'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'