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'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

It was an impulse buy.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

Lady covered in cat hair.

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

We just buy one gallon of whole milk - only the very rich can afford to buy 50 gallons of 2%.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."