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'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

It was an impulse buy.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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Undercover Santa

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

Your husband will kill you!