Spooky Shopper Gifts

At the monster supermarket.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Just the fresh chicken.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

White Sale

"Another impulse purchase?"

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