Sneaky Shopper Gifts

Your husband will kill you!

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Works every time."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

It was an impulse buy.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Undercover Agent

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Undercover Santa

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Hunting wildfowl

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'Excuse me!..D'you work here?'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

At the monster supermarket.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

"Oh look, the first 4th of July sale of spring!"

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

Checking the closet.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'I thought you went to school.'