Sneaky Shopper Gifts

Your husband will kill you!

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Works every time."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

It was an impulse buy.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Undercover Agent

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Undercover Santa

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Hunting wildfowl

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Don't lie to me

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'Excuse me!..D'you work here?'

At the monster supermarket.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"Oh look, the first 4th of July sale of spring!"

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

Checking the closet.

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

'I thought you went to school.'