Sneakiness Gifts

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Street trader tricking police.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"No. I can still see you."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Undercover Agent

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

a drink at the pub

Power theft on mobile phones

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Your husband will kill you!

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Hunting wildfowl