Sneaky Specialist Gifts

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

In Disguise.

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'It's the simple things.'

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Street trader tricking police.

'Curiosity'

"No. I can still see you."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Undercover Agent

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

a drink at the pub

Power theft on mobile phones

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Your husband will kill you!

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.