Sneaky Strategist Gifts

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

In Disguise.

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Birds Hide As They Sneak Past The Hunter.

"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"

a drink at the pub

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Street trader tricking police.

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'It's the simple things.'

Setting up an ambush.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Keep the secret of your spitball to yourself!'

'He's not asleep. He's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'I brought my doctor to verify why you're not at work, Shapiro.'

Mice stealing money from a cat moneybox.

Beware Sneaking Dog

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Mice Welcome

"I was sympathetic yesterday when you asked if you could step outside 'For a breath of fresh air'..."

"Don't even think about sneaking off to the pub tonight."

"That's a good camouflaged hunting dog."

"Hang on! Every time we flip to decide who will distract the cat, you call 'Heads' and I lose! Let me see this coin of yours!"

"Your father popped in yesterday on a surprise visit. It was certainly a surprise to us you said you'd be at his funeral!"

"No. I can still see you."

"Nope, haven't seen him."

"Please join me in welcoming our competitor's ex-wife, who will now dish about his firm's weak points."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Chameleon thief.